May 2013
uhfuckk:
the only sport i do is when i bring groceries in and it’s called how many bags can i take with one hand so i don’t have to go back and get more
fake-mermaid:
does anyone else wake up in the middle of their dream, and you just love the dream you’re having so much and you try to go back to sleep thinking about it so it can continue off from the same part before you woke up, or is it just me
person at school: *breathes*
me: can you not
uoa:
My internet addiction is getting alt of ctrl
What I hate about being a girl:
little-drops-of-sunshine:
missrenaaa:
Periods
Period cramps
Sore tits
Mood swings
Picking out outfits for the day
Styling hair after showering
Having a hard time running cause of your tits
Making sure you don’t get pregnant
Carrying the baby
Being called a bitch, whore, hoe for no apparent reason
Make sure you don’t get raped
Having pedophiles hit on you
Oh, and fancying the fuck...
if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused
realhumanbaby:
Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about how small your body gets under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed
am i the only one that yells “NO” when i drop my food
thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:
breath-taking-devilss:
thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:
everyone should have an faq it doesn’t matter how many followers you have cause when i go to follow someone i always look for an faq because i wanna know stuff about them before i follow ya feel me
I would, but no one asked me questions :’)
just pretend people asked you questions, i wont judge u
paraid:
Cuddles would be nice right now
babyheroin:
“Do not fall in love with people like me we will take you to museums and parks and monuments and kiss you in every beautiful place so that you can never go back to them without tasting us like blood in your mouth”
sloth-grunge:
do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby
oatsandyoga:
I can’t wait to meet my future boyfriend
But at the same time being single is awesome
searching for a song you don't know the name of or...
sodamnrelatable:
me half of the time: need to save money what about my life i need savings!! maybe I should save for a holiday
me half of the time: fuck bitches get money spend it on fucking everything wow NEW ARRIVALS, SALE, thats pretty i want that, oh no wait wait. I NEED that
bananasaregood-bowtiesarecool:
mcsnuggie:
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
i read that wrong and thought “how the fuck can a movie eat popcorn”
do you ever notice how happier people seem without you and you just kind of “oh”
